Sometimes you want to get a nice personalised gift, sometimes you want to get a gift based on a show they love, but sometimes you want to get them a gag gift to make them (and everybody) laugh. If this is you (and let’s face it, you’re reading this now), then check out our picks for the Top 15 Joke Gifts below…

1
Thanks For Putting Up With My Shit£7.99

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There’s probably a lot of people I should get this for.  The amount of hangry induced arguments I’ve had, simply because of lack of food.  Yeah, I should probably buy several of these.

And if you think you’re in the same boat as me, then you can buy a load of them too! 😀

For those of you who don’t know “hangry” is being angry out of hunger. 

Perfect For: Adults Him Her

 

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2
Misfortune Cookies£11.99

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Why get your friends fortune cookies when you can get them misfortune cookies? 😀 We don’t need hopeful heartfelt messages, we need down to earth, hard hitting truths!  

These black as your soul misfortune cookies would be great at a little gathering or party.  I think I’d be tempted to hand them out at a dinner party. They sounds pretty funny to me 🙂

Perfect For: Adults Him Her

 

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3
Licki Brush£24.99

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Now I’m sure that there are about 80% of cat owners who have at least once thought about licking their cat.  I may or may not have had that urge myself…  Anyway! You don’t need to think about the complete weirdness of licking your cat with your own tongue anymore, because here’s a plastic tongue for you! Yay! (I mean your friends, because you obviously won’t be buying this for yourself…)

It comes with little bristles on it.  All you have to do now is make sure your cat can’t wiggle away whilst you force groom them with this weird thing.  Another great joke gift idea!

Perfect For: Adults Him Her Cat Lovers

 

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4
How Not To Be Dick (Guide)£11.99

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Not only could this book be used as a wake up call, but it also looks devilishly funny (not to mention helpful!)  If you have an annoying sibling, or maybe even a friend, this book may just benefit them.

Go on, you know you want to buy it for them 😉    

Perfect For: Adults Him Her

 

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5
Cat Butt Magnets£11.99

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I was given these as a present in Christmas 2016 and it was the funniest thing I think I’ve ever opened.  I thought I’d bought the weirdest cat gift, but nope. I was outdone by these fantastic cat butt magnets. And they’re still on my fridge.  I did try and get them to stick together to create a monster butt cat magnet but you’ll be happy to know it didn’t work…

Perfect For: Adults Him Her

 

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6
Crap Taxidermy£7.99

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Crap Taxidermy is a marvelous collection of exactly that, taxidermy gone wrong.  Some of these pieces look so ridiculous, it’s really hard not to laugh at them. It would make such a funny joke gift idea.  I will warn however, if you know a huge animal lover this MIGHT not be for them.

Perfect For: Adults Him Her

 

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7
Unicorn Canned Meat£20.08

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At first I was quite horrified by this, not because I thought it was a real unicorn or anything.  Mostly because I wondered exactly what kind of meat they would have put in the tin.

But then I realised after reading a little further that it’s fine.  Don’t worry you’re not going to traumatise your unicorn enthused friends that much.  There’s only a decapitated unicorn teddy in there, it’s all good!

Maybe this is for one of you loved ones who just won’t stop talking about unicorns?

Perfect For: Adults Him Her

 

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8
Good Day, Bad Day Glasses

These are pretty cool, I think I personally prefer the tumbler.  It looks quite classy. Either of these paired with a bottle of wine or whiskey would make a pretty stylish gift idea.

And this is the perfect way to know how someone’s day has gone! I’ll be honest, I think I’d fill mine with some sort of milkshake 😀 

Wine Glass - £12.99
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Tumbler Glass - £7.99
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9
We Don’t Think You’re Racist£8.61

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Maybe you know someone who’s a little bit inappropriate at times when the race card is mentioned?  Perhaps you know someone who is perfectly fine, but worries themselves a bit too much? Then you should probably get them this delightful book.

I’m not gonna lie, as a brown person myself I think I know one or two people who might just need this book 😉

Perfect For: Adults Him Her

 

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10
How To Traumatize Your Children£6.20

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From the sounds of it, this is for those with quite a dark sense of humour.  If I were a parent this is exactly the kind of present that I’d want to be given.  I’m keeping this bookmarked for any of my friends who have kids.

Perfect For: Adults Him Her Parents

 

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11
I'm A Twat Mug£4.95

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Is there a better way of telling someone their a twat, than gifting them this mug? I mean, how long will it take them to notice do you think? 

 

Perfect For: Adults Him Her

 

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12
Stress Balls£19.99

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Smooth, hairless and hardy, you could squeeze to your heart’s content! Sometimes you just need to relieve the stress by squeezing something, and these balls will do the trick.  

Perfect For: Adults Him Her

 

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13
Dick Match£19.99

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Dick match is a simple matching the cards game! Simple and easy going, it looks like it’s sure to cause a lot of mayhem at a get together.  

This could be a really fun gift idea for a hen do, or even just a birthday present for your filthy minded friend 😉

Perfect For: Adults Him Her

 

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14
How To Live With A Huge Penis£7.53

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This looks so funny, I really want to get my hands on this (that’s what she said!)

I never noticed before the small illustration on the front cover, it has a stick figure with 3 legs!  This would make such a funny joke gift idea for any of your male friends. At the very least it’ll give them a big ego boost 😉

Perfect For: Adults Him

 

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15
Maybe You Touched Your Genitals£9.78

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I would definitely get this as a gift for an office co-worker so that they could just keep it on their desk.  Imagine making eye contact whilst using this after shaking hands with someone 😀

Come on, you never know where someone’s been so keep yourself safe with this wonderfully candid soap!

Perfect For: Adults Him Her

 

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