I love giving people the weirdest gifts I can find, it’s one of my favourite things to do.  I enjoy giving extremely oddball gifts to my friends, so that they have to open it up in front of everyone and then be super embarrassed because I’m a horrible friend. Here are our Top 15 Weird Gifts you can give…

1
How to talk to your cat about gun safety£6.99

How to talk to your cat about gun safety Graphic Image Credit: Firebox

I mean… I’m not even sure what to say about this one.  I have two cats and I talk to them about many a thing (why yes, yes I am a crazy cat lady thank you for noticing), but gun safety has never been one of them!  Maybe it should be… In any case, I WANT this book purely to put on my bookshelf to confuse guests! Please, please let me know if you do end up getting this because I need someone to tell me how good it is, please feel free to post about it in the comments.

Perfect For: Adults Him Her

 

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2
Pickles and Ice Cream Recipe Book£6.99

Pickles and Ice Cream Recipe Book Graphic Image Credit: Firebox

This one, I honestly did a double take for.  I thought this was a recipe book purely for JUST pickles and ice cream recipes, thinking honestly how many of these recipe combinations could there be??? Before realizing it was a book of recipes for other weird messed up food cravings that pregnant women have… Because that makes it much better…sure…

I have to say I’m still pretty intrigued by this, and you should totally buy it for a friend and not yourself so you have the excuse of being able to flip through it, but not having to keep it.

Perfect For: Adults Him Her

 

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3
5 very good reasons to punch a dolphin in the mouth£6.24

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Yes, you read that exactly right.  You’ll be happy to know that this is by the wondrous comic maker “The Oatmeal” who also brought you the guide to “how to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you”.  Before I realized this though, I was very confused trying to think of any reason why you’d want to punch a dolphin in the mouth… I mean a love punch maybe? You know it’s where you love something so much that you just have to punch it? No, just me? Ok well then… On to the next thing!

Perfect For: Adults Him Her

 

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4
Feisty Pets Glenda Glitterpoop Unicorn£19.99

Feisty Pets Glenda Glitterpoop Unicorn Graphic Image Credit: Menkind

This is terrifying and I just love it!  This perfectly depicts my mood when I’m hangry: all sad looking one minute, then BAM sharp razor teeth of death.  This is definitely one of the weirdest things I could gift someone… especially a child… Of course I didn’t think of giving this to a child! A sultry teen maybe! But who would be so mean as to give this to an innocent child…

Perfect For: Adults Him Her Kids

 

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5
Obama Llama 2 (Game)£22

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It’s charades but for rhymes! How would you even act out Obama Llama??? (No seriously if you figure it out please let me know, this keeps me awake at night knowing that one day I will have to do this and I’m a very sore loser…)  I mean just picture your 50 year old mum trying to act out what a llama is! Weird, yes, but it also looks like a heap of fun!

Perfect For: Adults Him Her

 

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6
Inflatable Unicorn Horn £6.99

Inflatable Unicorn Horn  Graphic Image Credit: Prezzybox

Yes! You CAN make your very own unicat, finally someone has made this possible and it’s a bargain.  This is one of those gifts I might have to actually buy myself, just so I can test it out.

I mean, if you know someone as weird as you who loves cats AND unicorns then you’ve got this gift down!  Treat yourself, or treat your friends. You know you want to…

Perfect For: Adults Him Her Cats

 

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7
PyroPet Dragon Candle£27

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This is actually kind of cute, right before it’s face melts off to reveal a metal skeleton inside of it.  If you know someone who wants a melting dragon, then definitely get them this. Out of all the dragon related stuff out there these days (and there’s a lot) this is probably my favorite.

Perfect For: Adults Him Her

 

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8
Dwight Pillow£17.60

Dwight Pillow Graphic Image Credit: RedBubble

This both terrifying and wonderful.  If you know anyone who liked the US Office series, then they’ll love this.  As a huge fan of The Office myself, I’d love one of these. Dwight Schrute’s face all over a pillow, why not?!

Perfect For: Adults Him Her

 

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9
Flanderino Shirt£14.79

Flanderino Shirt Graphic Image Credit: RedBubble

This had me full on laughing for a good 10 minutes, I love it so much!  For those of you who might not know, a Nidorino is a pokemon. And someone has magically fused Flanders from The Simpsons and this pokemon to create: Flanderino. It’s genius, it’s weird and I’m completely sold.

It’s a true work of art, and I might just treat myself to this one 😀

Perfect For: Adults Him Her

 

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10
Unicorn Tears Gin£39.99

Unicorn Tears Gin Graphic Image Credit: Firebox

I’ll be completely honest, I’ve never had the urge to drink unicorn tears.  But I suppose if Unicorns cry Gin, then we can’t let that go to waste can we?

But also, how on Earth do you get a Unicorn to cry?! I mean, maybe they’re happy tears? I’ll let you think about it.

Perfect For: Adults Him Her

 

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11
Licki Brush£19.99

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Now I’m sure that there are about 80% of cat owners who have at least once thought about licking their cat.  I may or may not have had that urge myself… Anyway! You don’t need to think about the complete weirdness of licking your cat with your own tongue, because here’s a plastic tongue for you! Yay!

It comes with little bristles on it.  All you have to do now is make sure your cat can’t wiggle away whilst you force groom them with this weird thing 😀

Perfect For: Adults Him Her Cat Lovers

 

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12
Is Your Dog Gay? £7.99

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This is going to sound like a lie, but I promise it’s not.  I genuinely think our cat Montgomery is a gay cat. He has zero interest in the ladies (human and cat alike).  But when it comes to men, our one eyed boy turns into a bit of a slut.

This might be a weird book for some, but I think this is a “must” purchase for dog lovers! There’s a cat version too! 

Perfect For: Adults Him Her

 

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13
Nicholas Cage in a Banana Pillow£15.04

Nicholas Cage in a Banana Pillow Graphic Image Credit: RedBubble

Now this is all kinds of weird and wonderful.  There are so many questions like, why Nic Cage? Why is he in a banana? Why would you put this on a pillow.

Even still, I really want to get this for a friend for their Birthday or Christmas, and they’ll have to love it because it’s a gift 😀  

I want to see the utter confusion on their face when they see what I’ve got them!

Perfect For: Adults Him Her

 

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14
Handicorn£7.95

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There’s been a huge obsession with mermaids, unicorns and pineapples.  Maybe because they tend to be beautiful, fantastical creatures (minus the pineapple of course).

But this stupendously weird hand puppet removes all thoughts of the beautiful magical unicorn, and turns it into a wonky abomination.  

Perfect For: Adults Him Her

 

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15
Poopy Head Game£6.99

Poopy Head Game Graphic Image Credit: menkind

This one makes me feel a little bit sick, but it HAD to go on this list because… well it’s freaking weird.  Who would think of this?

In any case, after reading about how the game is played, it does look quite fun.  I’m not sure I’d want to stick those plastic poops to my head though. But you may have a friend who would love that! 😀

Perfect For: Adults Him Her

 

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Well guys, I hope you enjoyed this, my internet history is now full of weird and wonderful things! 😀  If you liked this blog post, you might enjoy the closest thing to weirdest gifts: Crazy Cat Lady Gift Ideas!

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